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Daddy Demotivational Poster


YOUR GUN - Its Loling at you


TAGS: lol bioshock bigdaddy bouncer gun lol gun
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by aesop's folly

Bob D. Sailor - September 17, 2009, 12:02 am, #118565
Big Daddyies are pretty tough unless you got armor p******* or electric rounds equiped. And they take quite a few rounds to kill on anything harder than easy.
ÖleÖle - September 16, 2009, 2:42 pm, #118384
I dont get it...


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: mom daddy daughter
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 6, 2012, 4:15 pm, #238968
You're welcome
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:34 pm, #238964
Dude, Sho! I just got through cleaning my shorts from the last one you made. Now I got to clean my once fresh shorts, and change the sheets!
RSJake02 - May 10, 2012, 5:27 pm, #234455
You just scared the 5h*t out of me! Thanks.
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 11:43 am, #234447
Thanks Sho. Now I have to explain to the wife why I'm sleeping on the couch with the lights on..... 5


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




RIOT CONTROL - Technology helps. Old school is just more enjoyable.




MANSCAPING -


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am, #222551
lmao
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm, #222511

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


DEVELOPMENT -




VIGILANCE -




DADDY'S GIRL - If you're gonna play the role, go all the way!




WEST VIRGINIA -


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm, #129716
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm, #129660
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm, #129655
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm, #129654
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am, #129593
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am, #129592
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


DADDY'S LITTLE SQUIRT - A very early picture of me ...


TAGS: daddys little squirt early picture
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

Oiler - January 31, 2013, 11:05 pm, #242993
You were very ph**o-gene-ic


DADDY -




WHO THE DADDY? - Yoda the daddy


TAGS: who yoda daddy
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by rerun

hmmm - October 2, 2009, 5:06 pm, #123386
FIRST
zarg - October 2, 2009, 2:56 pm, #123360
Obamas Other uncle
Daz - October 2, 2009, 6:03 am, #123293
Nice one, but I'd have picked Gollum as the father here...


FAMILY READING - When you live on the wrong side of the tracks, this probably puts you to bed...




JUST WANT HIM BACK -


TAGS: daddy girl mommy heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dudeishehot - March 8, 2012, 2:28 pm, #230895
Holy perspective........thanks LA, that was like a kick in the b@lls. Very Nice.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 7:24 pm, #230856
5L for almost making me cry.
Iconoclast - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm, #230842
YES, treasure what you have, child or grandchild, while you can. Make sure that they will have only good memories of you. Our time together is much too short.
holymoly - March 7, 2012, 10:00 am, #230817
d***.. I'm going home for a hug. 5 for sure. nice one LA


YOUR DADDY - who is he and what does he do?


TAGS: daddy arnold ****
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Zagato

Agamemnon218 - April 4, 2009, 4:34 pm, #70446
"I'm a cop you idiot!"


GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: not the baby daddy i love my babys momma
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 10:44 pm, #172051
Most excellent!! thank you Aggy! them little ankle biters always gettin' between me and my destination. little yard lizards have knocked me out of the saddle to often. "Never raise your hand against a child,... it leaves your groin exposed!!" 5L!


tucked in -


TAGS: bed daddy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

5150monkeylove - October 17, 2013, 3:12 pm, #250471
GEE ZUES KEY RICED!
rerun - October 14, 2013, 7:30 pm, #250418

That is creepy as F.
Zetmonk - October 14, 2013, 5:01 pm, #250414
Mother*&^%#...
Greeny - October 14, 2013, 4:58 am, #250390
whoa - great bedtime story for the grand kid5
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 12:34 am, #250389
That just made the little hairs on my neck stand up! Very nice Sho, 5 spooky lions


LOW BALLED -


TAGS: reality lord aka big daddy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 3:32 pm, #217778
Thanks Space! That's a great compliment coming from someone in which I have LMAO, after reading some of your posters...
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 2:36 pm, #217775
Nice. 5L


Impeded Crawl -


TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am, #246210
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.


Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -




FUN WITH PARANOIA -


TAGS: calendar fun daddy issues weird
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 5:10 am, #229967
Love the 'so vain' line! 5L


HOPELESS - When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a noose and give up.


TAGS: demotivational daddy was right loser
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by aintright

Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:34 am, #194422
5L AR!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:33 am, #194421
Very demotivational. 5L


MAGIC - peek a boo Just as amazing as actually disapearing




EPIC FAITH -


TAGS: ronsart tribute daddys home ychos gets props
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

phydeaux - February 22, 2010, 10:17 pm, #160230
Time for the ban hammer.....why do we suffer such fools as bombers?!?!
ronsart - February 22, 2010, 10:11 pm, #160225
*heart skips a beat* (not good for this ole man...lol) WOW! A humble thanks...just amesome! Sorry my enemies (more than anyone here) will keep voting this down, but still a great example of your talent and continue surprises of genius. A classic forever!
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 7:46 pm, #160158
d*** you AGGY!! I'll do your tribute next!! You 1L bombing rat bastard!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:45 pm, #160157

OK, I pick you. No what?
agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 7:42 pm, #160155
Is it me? I hope it's me.... OOOOOOH! Pick me!!!
rerun - February 22, 2010, 7:38 pm, #160154

we have a new 1L bomber
CANADA - February 22, 2010, 7:37 pm, #160153
who did you piss off? why is this rated so low?


FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.




WHAT!? -


TAGS: body hair day chest booze babies drunk acoholism daddy lies cutest thing
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125880
they're*
Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 7:28 pm, #125879
Tyhey're young...they'll learn; practice makes perfect.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 7:17 pm, #125877

they need Guiness for that


STRAY THOUGHTS -


TAGS: are you my daddy only you can change the world
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

mariand - September 8, 2012, 1:01 pm, #239030
I still ask, but I get no answer...maybe this is the answer... wb V


WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Trot on over here little Filly.


TAGS: who daddy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 7:37 pm, #244578
I ain't skeert!
ughomer - March 21, 2013, 9:17 am, #244538
You took that in a different direction.


DARTH DADDY -




BEHOLD -


TAGS: take it to the bank daddy south jersey shore rock dec 5
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:42 pm, #144138
Now come here Randal, and pay your half of the utilities!!
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 2:52 am, #144078
LOL!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:59 pm, #143914
He says its a big hit for all the people from Manitoba. Everyone seems to want have some time alone with it.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:56 pm, #143913
Besides Canada?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm, #143912
Ah, good than. I don't really know anyone who wants a dog that only knows ball, and good..... and ra**.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm, #143911
the poster is really good, but the puppy comment....epic
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:49 pm, #143910
You are correct, sir!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:47 pm, #143909
Quite the contrary, Random, the episode starts with Meatwad telling Frylock that he wants a dog. Or so I thought...
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm, #143908
And thanks, stavro!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:46 pm, #143906
a-thankyou!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 10:45 pm, #143905
aggy.....FTW!!!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm, #143904
A dog? Make it a puppy.... not one that's in the twlight of it's life.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:42 pm, #143903
Produce, if you actually don't know what Hand Banana is, then you just put the icing on the cake for lols.
thatonechick - December 8, 2009, 10:41 pm, #143901
It took me several episodes to like it... Now Master Shake is my idol!
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm, #143900
Random... I want a dog.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:40 pm, #143899
It was in to the 3rd season before a friend finally broke me down enough to get me to watch it. Loved it, been a fan ever since.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm, #143897
How appropriate!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:36 pm, #143896
Don't make me sic Hand Banana on you Produce.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:34 pm, #143894
The frightening thing is that I don't smoke, and enjoy it as much as those I know who do. How's that for a dangerous mind?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:33 pm, #143893
Back to this, because simply looking at twilight, even if it is my own poster, pisses me off.
stavro1 - December 8, 2009, 10:15 pm, #143883
One word: EPIC!
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 10:12 pm, #143882
My banana!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:11 pm, #143881
Tonight........ you.....
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 10:10 pm, #143880
Why is the bunny looking at me like that?
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:05 pm, #143879
No sir Mr. Walken! Anything you say Mr. Walken!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:03 pm, #143878
Never seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force TTH?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 10:02 pm, #143877
Gentlemen! Vegetables have threatened man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. Behold! [unveils gigantic robotic bunny]
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 10:00 pm, #143876
What the flying f***ety f*** are you two talking about?
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:52 pm, #143870
Sweet!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:51 pm, #143869
First two minutes
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:50 pm, #143868
Did you just ruin the ending?!?!?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:49 pm, #143867
I mean, you have a time traveling Abe Lincoln, Mastodon the band singing a convenience store song, and a watermelon named Walter Melon.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:39 pm, #143866
A must-see then. Thanks!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:33 pm, #143863
Its just as random and awesome as the series. Plus it features Neil Peart, and the opening song includes the line "I will bite your torso and give you a disease". Can't go wrong with a classic.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm, #143862
I was afraid it'd spoil the series for me.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:30 pm, #143861
Believe it or not, I still haven't watched it.
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:22 pm, #143860
Still love the movie.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 9:18 pm, #143858
YES!
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:16 pm, #143857
Still probably better than here.
rerun - December 8, 2009, 9:14 pm, #143856

Isn't it snowing today in parts of Arizona?
MrRandom - December 8, 2009, 9:10 pm, #143855
Gentleman! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!


MOM! - Rule 31. I'm not gonna tell you again.




tag -


TAGS: daddy daughter mother tag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - February 11, 2015, 3:30 pm, #259860
As usual, one can take a Sho poster several different ways. what creative delight
Silverheart - February 11, 2015, 2:31 pm, #259859
I can think of a few crayon-eaters I'd like to play tag with...


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